Jesus, Take the Chalk

American parents, 2035

Mike: You guys sending Breighlynne to school this year?

Phil: Nah, with the asthma, we had to pick treatment or school. Maybe if we hadn’t already sold the condo for the childbirth.

Mike: Yeah. We can afford one, so Lisa will go this year and Mike Jr. next year. We’ll make them do homework together or something.