News, Rube

From this point forward, I will be calling out anyone who spreads false stories. If you are the type to share a link from some unknown Macedonian-run website claiming to have big news concerning US politics, I’ve got my eye on you.

If I see you share a link that says something along the lines of, “CONFIRMED! Bill Paid $1,000,000 to Get Hillary off Terrorist Watch List,” or, “Trump to Announce Son for Cabinet Position,” your transgression may be met with the following:

Nice work, Dantana.

If you get a, “Nice work, Dantana,” you should take that as a criticism of your investigative skills. It should be interpreted as, “Maybe do ten seconds of research next time, sucker.”

If you don’t get the joke, watch The Newsroom.