A Little Help Out Here?

America has a leaky roof.

Hillary Clinton has a can of Scotchguard for the carpet and is bragging about how much water her friend’s buckets are catching.

The idiot Republicans are meeting with a contractor about installing bars on the windows, but they’re eating up the pitch for a moat and drawbridge.

Bernie Sanders is outside with some cement and some new shingles, yelling for the people inside to come out and hold the ladder.